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Sweet, tart, and just a little wild- perfect for sipping on busy days or much-needed \"Mom time\".  \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e📏 Choose Your Size\u003cbr\u003e💧 Water Bottle Size (7g)\u003cbr\u003eDoing the minimum… effectively.\u003cbr\u003eDesigned to mix into a 16.9 oz water bottle for a lighter, refreshing tea.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e✨ Tumbler Size (12g)\u003cbr\u003eFully committed to the bare minimum.\u003cbr\u003eDesigned to mix into a 30+ oz tumbler for a full-strength, fully chaotic experience.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e🧋 Mixing Instructions: 12 gram sized\u003cbr\u003e• Dissolve packet in 4–6 oz warm water\u003cbr\u003e• Add cold water + ice to reach desired size\u003cbr\u003e• Shake, sip, and proceed within guidelines\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMom's Gone Wild contains approximately 130 mg of caffeine.  This tea contains caffeine from green tea extract powder and caffeine anhydrous.  It also contains about 8 calories and 4 carbs per packet.  This mix contains Calcium, Potassium, Niacin, Vitamin B6, Folic Acid, Pantothenic Acid, and Magnesium.  \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAll of the loaded tea mixes are sugar free and are sweetened by Stevia or Sucralose only.","brand":"Chronically Chaotic Tea Company","offers":[{"title":"No Caff \/ Waterbottle- 7 grams","offer_id":46090637574342,"sku":null,"price":2.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"No Caff \/ Tumbler- 12 grams","offer_id":46090637607110,"sku":null,"price":3.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Half caff \/ Waterbottle- 7 grams","offer_id":46090637639878,"sku":null,"price":2.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Half caff \/ Tumbler- 12 grams","offer_id":46090637672646,"sku":null,"price":3.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Fully Caffeinated \/ Waterbottle- 7 grams","offer_id":46090637705414,"sku":null,"price":2.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Fully Caffeinated \/ Tumbler- 12 grams","offer_id":46090637738182,"sku":null,"price":3.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0729\/2318\/5350\/files\/il_fullxfull.8043060564_bgqe.jpg?v=1784487180"},{"product_id":"pretty-and-problematic","title":"Pretty and Problematic","description":"She‘s cute.  She is colorful. She knows she‘s the problem and refuses to change.  Sweet, fruity, candy-bright chaos with a tart kick.  Looks innocent.  Absolutely is not! \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFlavor Chaos:\u003cbr\u003eStrawberry- Watermelon- Rainbow Candy- Lemonade.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e📏 Choose Your Size\u003cbr\u003e💧 Water Bottle Size (7g)\u003cbr\u003eDoing the minimum… effectively.\u003cbr\u003eDesigned to mix into a 16.9 oz water bottle for a lighter, refreshing tea.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e✨ Tumbler Size (12g)\u003cbr\u003eFully committed to the bare minimum.\u003cbr\u003eDesigned to mix into a 30+ oz tumbler for a full-strength, fully chaotic experience.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e🧋 Mixing Instructions: 12 gram sized\u003cbr\u003e• Dissolve packet in 4–6 oz warm water\u003cbr\u003e• Add cold water + ice to reach desired size\u003cbr\u003e• Shake, sip, and proceed within guidelines\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePretty and Problematic contains approximately 130 mg of caffeine.  This tea contains caffeine from green tea extract powder and caffeine anhydrous.  It also contains less than 10 calories and 4 carbs.    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Patience gone.  Still showing up anyway.  Barely Holding It Together is a loud, juicy loaded tea that mixes berry, strawberry, blackberry, and peach into a dangerously smooth flavor that lies to everyone and says, \"It‘s fine, I‘m fine, Everything is fine\".  Sweet, fruity, and way too easy to drink- this tea understands you.  It won‘t fix your life, but it will absolutely help you power through it with a little more attitude.  Losing it is expensive and caffeine is cheaper (and legal in every state).  Sip fast.  Don‘t cry!  \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e📏 Choose Your Size\u003cbr\u003e💧 Water Bottle Size (7g)\u003cbr\u003eDoing the minimum… effectively.\u003cbr\u003eDesigned to mix into a 16.9 oz water bottle for a lighter, refreshing tea.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e✨ Tumbler Size (12g)\u003cbr\u003eFully committed to the bare minimum.\u003cbr\u003eDesigned to mix into a 30+ oz tumbler for a full-strength, fully chaotic experience.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e🧋 Mixing Instructions: 12 gram sized\u003cbr\u003e• Dissolve packet in 4–6 oz warm water\u003cbr\u003e• Add cold water + ice to reach desired size\u003cbr\u003e• Shake, sip, and proceed within guidelines\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBarely Holding It Together contains approximately 130 mg of caffeine.  This tea contains caffeine from green tea extract powder and caffeine anhydrous.  It also contains about 8 calories and 4 carbs per packet.  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The aloe also adds 15mg of sodium and 2 mg of fiber.  \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAll of the loaded tea mixes made by Chronically Chaotic Tea Company are sugar free and sweetened by Stevia or Sucralose only.","brand":"Chronically Chaotic Tea Company","offers":[{"title":"No Caff \/ Waterbottle- 7 grams","offer_id":46090645897414,"sku":null,"price":2.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"No Caff \/ Tumbler- 12 grams","offer_id":46090645930182,"sku":null,"price":3.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Half Caff \/ Waterbottle- 7 grams","offer_id":46090645962950,"sku":null,"price":2.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Half Caff \/ Tumbler- 12 grams","offer_id":46090645995718,"sku":null,"price":3.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Fully Caffeinated \/ Waterbottle- 7 grams","offer_id":46090646028486,"sku":null,"price":2.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Fully Caffeinated \/ Tumbler- 12 grams","offer_id":46090646061254,"sku":null,"price":3.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0729\/2318\/5350\/files\/il_fullxfull.8090970015_j2m8.jpg?v=1784487193"},{"product_id":"mentally-on-mute","title":"Mentally on Mute","description":"Brain offline.  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This tea is served best when your patience are gone.  \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e📏 Choose Your Size\u003cbr\u003e💧 Water Bottle Size (7g)\u003cbr\u003eDoing the minimum… effectively.\u003cbr\u003eDesigned to mix into a 16.9 oz water bottle for a lighter, refreshing tea.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e✨ Tumbler Size (12g)\u003cbr\u003eFully committed to the bare minimum.\u003cbr\u003eDesigned to mix into a 30+ oz tumbler for a full-strength, fully chaotic experience.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e🧋 Mixing Instructions: 12 gram sized\u003cbr\u003e• Dissolve packet in 4–6 oz warm water\u003cbr\u003e• Add cold water + ice to reach desired size\u003cbr\u003e• Shake, sip, and proceed within guidelines\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMentally on Mute contains approximately 130 mg of caffeine.  This tea contains caffeine from green tea extract powder and caffeine anhydrous.  It also contains about 10 calories and 4 carbs per packet.  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Didn‘t heal.  Didn‘t ask.  Functioning Out of Spite is a loud, candy-bright loaded tea powered by cosmic rainbow, strawberry, cherry, and grape- and the sheer refusal to let anyone think that they have won.  Sweet, bold, and aggressively cheerful, this tea tastes like showing up out of pure pettiness and performing at a level that makes people uncomfortable.  It‘s not self-care.  It‘s revenge productivity and it tastes so sweet!  Sip loud.  Stay petty.  Win anyway because you clearly understood the assignment!  \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e📏 Choose Your Size\u003cbr\u003e💧 Water Bottle Size (7g)\u003cbr\u003eDoing the minimum… effectively.\u003cbr\u003eDesigned to mix into a 16.9 oz water bottle for a lighter, refreshing tea.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e✨ Tumbler Size (12g)\u003cbr\u003eFully committed to the bare minimum.\u003cbr\u003eDesigned to mix into a 30+ oz tumbler for a full-strength, fully chaotic experience.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e🧋 Mixing Instructions: 12 gram sized\u003cbr\u003e• Dissolve packet in 4–6 oz warm water\u003cbr\u003e• Add cold water + ice to reach desired size\u003cbr\u003e• Shake, sip, and proceed within guidelines\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFunctioning Out Of Spite contains approximately 130 mg of caffeine.  This tea contains caffeine from green tea extract powder and caffeine anhydrous.  It also contains less than 5 calories per packet.  This mix contains B12 (12 gram size).\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAll of the loaded tea mixes are sugar free and are sweetened by Stevia or Sucralose only.","brand":"Chronically Chaotic Tea Company","offers":[{"title":"No Caff \/ Waterbottle- 7 grams","offer_id":46090866655430,"sku":null,"price":2.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"No Caff \/ Tumbler- 12 grams","offer_id":46090866688198,"sku":null,"price":3.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Half Caff \/ Waterbottle- 7 grams","offer_id":46090866720966,"sku":null,"price":2.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Half Caff \/ Tumbler- 12 grams","offer_id":46090866753734,"sku":null,"price":3.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Fully Caffeinated \/ Waterbottle- 7 grams","offer_id":46090866786502,"sku":null,"price":2.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Fully Caffeinated \/ Tumbler- 12 grams","offer_id":46090866819270,"sku":null,"price":3.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0729\/2318\/5350\/files\/il_fullxfull.8090542903_phr8.jpg?v=1784488330"},{"product_id":"bold-enough-to-block-you","title":"Bold Enough to Block You","description":"Sweet at first... then absolutely decisive.  Smooth, fruity, and just creamy enough to feel luxurious.  Confident. Calm. Blocks without thinking about it or giving it a second thought.  \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFlavor Chaos:\u003cbr\u003eLemonade- Blackberry- Blueberry- Banana- Vanilla \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e📏 Choose Your Size\u003cbr\u003e💧 Water Bottle Size (7g)\u003cbr\u003eDoing the minimum… effectively.\u003cbr\u003eDesigned to mix into a 16.9 oz water bottle for a lighter, refreshing tea.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e✨ Tumbler Size (12g)\u003cbr\u003eFully committed to the bare minimum.\u003cbr\u003eDesigned to mix into a 30+ oz tumbler for a full-strength, fully chaotic experience.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e🧋 Mixing Instructions: 12 gram sized\u003cbr\u003e• Dissolve packet in 4–6 oz warm water\u003cbr\u003e• Add cold water + ice to reach desired size\u003cbr\u003e• Shake, sip, and proceed within guidelines\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBold Enough to Block You contains approximately 130 mg of caffeine (from green tea extract powder and caffeine anhydrous).  it also contains less than 10 calories and 4 carbs per packet.  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