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It opens up soft and fruity, then whips around with a sour lemon snap that makes your lips pucker and your attitude sharpen.  This isn't just a \"cute little drink\".  She is a 'know your worth, don't back down' kind of tea.  Being sweet is optional.  Sip bold. 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This one is bold, juicy, and refuses to be background noise.  Bright, tangy, and aggressively refreshing.  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It also contains less than 10 calories and 4 carbs per packet.  This mix contains Calcium, Potassium, Niacin, Vitamin B6, Folic Acid, Pantothenic Acid, and Magnesium.  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It also contains less than 10 calories and 4 carbs per 12-gram packet.  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