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Sip Happens Straw-Rita is a bold, refreshing strawberry margarita-inspired loaded tea that blends juicy strawberry with bright citrus notes for a smooth sweet-tart flavor that tastes like a treat but sips like a tea.  No alcohol- just baddie vibes.  Perfect for when you want something fun, fruity, and a little bit extra.  \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSip Happens Straw-Rita  contains approximately 130 mg of caffeine.  This tea contains caffeine from green tea extract powder and caffeine anhydrous.  It also contains about 8 calories and 4 carbs per packet.  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