{"product_id":"barely-holding-it-together","title":"Barely Holding It Together","description":"Hair a mess. Patience gone.  Still showing up anyway.  Barely Holding It Together is a loud, juicy loaded tea that mixes berry, strawberry, blackberry, and peach into a dangerously smooth flavor that lies to everyone and says, \"It‘s fine, I‘m fine, Everything is fine\".  Sweet, fruity, and way too easy to drink- this tea understands you.  It won‘t fix your life, but it will absolutely help you power through it with a little more attitude.  Losing it is expensive and caffeine is cheaper (and legal in every state).  Sip fast.  Don‘t cry!  \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e📏 Choose Your Size\u003cbr\u003e💧 Water Bottle Size (7g)\u003cbr\u003eDoing the minimum… effectively.\u003cbr\u003eDesigned to mix into a 16.9 oz water bottle for a lighter, refreshing tea.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e✨ Tumbler Size (12g)\u003cbr\u003eFully committed to the bare minimum.\u003cbr\u003eDesigned to mix into a 30+ oz tumbler for a full-strength, fully chaotic experience.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e🧋 Mixing Instructions: 12 gram sized\u003cbr\u003e• Dissolve packet in 4–6 oz warm water\u003cbr\u003e• Add cold water + ice to reach desired size\u003cbr\u003e• Shake, sip, and proceed within guidelines\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBarely Holding It Together contains approximately 130 mg of caffeine.  This tea contains caffeine from green tea extract powder and caffeine anhydrous.  It also contains about 8 calories and 4 carbs per packet.  This mix contains Niacin, Vitamin B6, Folic Acid, Vitamin B12, and Pantothenic Acid (12 gram size).  \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAll of the loaded tea mixes are sugar free and are sweetened by Stevia or Sucralose only.","brand":"Chronically Chaotic Tea Company","offers":[{"title":"No Caff \/ Waterbottle- 7 grams","offer_id":46090643079366,"sku":null,"price":2.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"No Caff \/ Tumbler- 12 grams","offer_id":46090643112134,"sku":null,"price":3.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Half Caff \/ Waterbottle- 7 grams","offer_id":46090643144902,"sku":null,"price":2.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Half Caff \/ Tumbler- 12 grams","offer_id":46090643177670,"sku":null,"price":3.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Fully Caffeinated \/ Waterbottle- 7 grams","offer_id":46090643210438,"sku":null,"price":2.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Fully Caffeinated \/ Tumbler- 12 grams","offer_id":46090643243206,"sku":null,"price":3.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0729\/2318\/5350\/files\/il_fullxfull.8090560141_o68k.jpg?v=1784487187","url":"https:\/\/chaoticteaco.com\/products\/barely-holding-it-together","provider":"Chronically Chaotic Tea Company","version":"1.0","type":"link"}