{"product_id":"beach-chair-don-t-care","title":"Beach Chair, Don’t Care","description":"Out of office. Barefoot state of mind. Responsibilities can wait.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBeach Chair, Don’t Care is a tropical escape in every sip. This sunny blend combines the smooth sweetness of Cosmic with juicy pineapple, luscious mango peach, and a splash of bright orange for a refreshing flavor that feels like vacation—no passport required.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWhether you’re lounging by the pool, dreaming of sandy beaches, or just trying to survive another Monday, this tea delivers laid-back tropical vibes with every refreshing sip.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFlavor Profile:\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e* ✨ Cosmic\u003cbr\u003e* 🍍 Pineapple\u003cbr\u003e* 🥭 Mango Peach\u003cbr\u003e* 🍊 Orange\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWhat to Expect:\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e* Bright citrus notes\u003cbr\u003e* Sweet tropical pineapple\u003cbr\u003e* Juicy mango and peach flavors\u003cbr\u003e* A smooth, refreshing finish\u003cbr\u003e* Vacation vibes in every glass\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eKick back, relax, and let this fruity blend transport you somewhere with sunshine, palm trees, and absolutely no to-do list.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eChronically Chaotic Tea Company\u003cbr\u003eFuel your day the chaotic way.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eApprox. 130 mg caffeine • Sugar Free.  Contains 5 calories and B12.  \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWarning: May cause spontaneous vacation planning, excessive relaxation, and the sudden urge to ignore emails until Monday. 🏖️😎","brand":"Chronically Chaotic Tea Company","offers":[{"title":"Fully Caffeinated \/ Waterbottle (7 gram)","offer_id":46090651730118,"sku":null,"price":2.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Fully Caffeinated \/ Tumbler (12 gram)","offer_id":46090651762886,"sku":null,"price":3.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Half Caffeinated \/ Waterbottle (7 gram)","offer_id":46090651795654,"sku":null,"price":2.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Half Caffeinated \/ Tumbler (12 gram)","offer_id":46090651828422,"sku":null,"price":3.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Decaffeinated \/ Waterbottle (7 gram)","offer_id":46090651861190,"sku":null,"price":2.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Decaffeinated \/ Tumbler (12 gram)","offer_id":46090651893958,"sku":null,"price":3.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0729\/2318\/5350\/files\/il_fullxfull.8209673856_m56e.jpg?v=1784487236","url":"https:\/\/chaoticteaco.com\/products\/beach-chair-don-t-care","provider":"Chronically Chaotic Tea Company","version":"1.0","type":"link"}