{"product_id":"beach-chair-dont-care","title":"Beach Chair, Don't Care","description":"Out of office.  Phone on silent.  Problems?  They will still be there tomorrow.  This tea is a tropical escape and every sip tastes like sunshine, flip flops, and pretending your responsibilities don't exist for a while.    Whether you are actually sitting on the beach or just wishing you were, this refreshing blend is your mini vacation in a tumbler! \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e📏 Choose Your Size\u003cbr\u003e💧 Water Bottle Size (7g)\u003cbr\u003eJust enough to get through the moment.\u003cbr\u003eDesigned to mix into a 16.9 oz water bottle for a lighter, refreshing tea.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e✨ Tumbler Size (12g)\u003cbr\u003eFull emotional support mode.\u003cbr\u003eDesigned to mix into a 30+ oz tumbler for a full-strength, full-feeling kind of day.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e🧋 Mixing Instructions: (12G)\u003cbr\u003e• Dissolve packet in 4–6 oz warm water\u003cbr\u003e• Add cold water + ice to reach desired size\u003cbr\u003e• Shake, sip, and take the minute you need\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e⚡ Caffeine Info:\u003cbr\u003eThis tea contains approximately 140 mg of caffeine.  It also contains B12 and has less than 5 calories.  \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e💥 Optional Power Ups:\u003cbr\u003eCustomize your chaos with add-ins that may support energy, focus, gut health, and more\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e🖤 The Chaotic Fine Print:\u003cbr\u003e• Sugar-free (sweetened with stevia and\/or sucralose)\u003cbr\u003e• Made in small, handmade batches\u003cbr\u003e• Not medical advice — these statements have not been evaluated by the FDA\u003cbr\u003e• Please enjoy responsibly (we recommend no more than 1–2 fully caffeinated teas per day)","brand":"Chronically Chaotic Tea Company","offers":[{"title":"Full \/ Waterbottle- 7 Grams","offer_id":46119483998406,"sku":null,"price":2.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Full \/ Tumbler- 12 Grams","offer_id":46119484031174,"sku":null,"price":3.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Half- Caffeinated \/ Waterbottle- 7 Grams","offer_id":46119484063942,"sku":null,"price":2.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Half- Caffeinated \/ Tumbler- 12 Grams","offer_id":46119484096710,"sku":null,"price":3.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Decaffeinated \/ Waterbottle- 7 Grams","offer_id":46119484129478,"sku":null,"price":2.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Decaffeinated \/ Tumbler- 12 Grams","offer_id":46119484162246,"sku":null,"price":3.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0729\/2318\/5350\/files\/il_fullxfull.8331450717_367t.jpg?v=1784841366","url":"https:\/\/chaoticteaco.com\/products\/beach-chair-dont-care","provider":"Chronically Chaotic Tea Company","version":"1.0","type":"link"}