Bite Me!
Fully / waterbottle- 7 gram
$2.00
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Sweet? Not today. This is a bold mix of bombsicle, tart green apple, sour green apple, and a punch of sour cherry that does not believe in keeping the peace. It is crisp, tangy, and just the right amount of attitude- perfect for those days when your patience is gone, your filter is broken, and your drink is doing all the talking!
Tart, refreshing, and unapologetically sassy... because sometimes "bite me" is a complete sentence.
📏 Choose Your Size
💧 Water Bottle Size (7g)
Just enough to get through the moment.
Designed to mix into a 16.9 oz water bottle for a lighter, refreshing tea.
✨ Tumbler Size (12g)
Full emotional support mode.
Designed to mix into a 30+ oz tumbler for a full-strength, full-feeling kind of day.
🧋 Mixing Instructions: (12G)
• Dissolve packet in 4–6 oz warm water
• Add cold water + ice to reach desired size
• Shake, sip, and take the minute you need
⚡ Caffeine Info:
Tropical Meltdowns contains approximately 140 mg of caffeine. It also contains B12 and has less than 5 calories. Also available in half caffeinated and decaffeinated options
💥 Optional Power Ups:
Customize your chaos with add-ins that may support energy, focus, gut health, and more
🖤 The Chaotic Fine Print:
• Sugar-free (sweetened with stevia and/or sucralose)
• Made in small, handmade batches
• Not medical advice — these statements have not been evaluated by the FDA
This product is intended to support your daily routine but is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any medical condition. Individual experiences may vary. Enjoy 1-2 per day.
Bite Me!
$2.00
Tart, refreshing, and unapologetically sassy... because sometimes "bite me" is a complete sentence.
📏 Choose Your Size
💧 Water Bottle Size (7g)
Just enough to get through the moment.
Designed to mix into a 16.9 oz water bottle for a lighter, refreshing tea.
✨ Tumbler Size (12g)
Full emotional support mode.
Designed to mix into a 30+ oz tumbler for a full-strength, full-feeling kind of day.
🧋 Mixing Instructions: (12G)
• Dissolve packet in 4–6 oz warm water
• Add cold water + ice to reach desired size
• Shake, sip, and take the minute you need
⚡ Caffeine Info:
Tropical Meltdowns contains approximately 140 mg of caffeine. It also contains B12 and has less than 5 calories. Also available in half caffeinated and decaffeinated options
💥 Optional Power Ups:
Customize your chaos with add-ins that may support energy, focus, gut health, and more
🖤 The Chaotic Fine Print:
• Sugar-free (sweetened with stevia and/or sucralose)
• Made in small, handmade batches
• Not medical advice — these statements have not been evaluated by the FDA
This product is intended to support your daily routine but is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any medical condition. Individual experiences may vary. Enjoy 1-2 per day.