{"product_id":"bless-your-heart","title":"Bless Your Heart","description":"Bless Your Heart. 🍓🌺🍍✨\u003cbr\u003eSweet. Southern. Slightly threatening.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eStrawberry • Prickly Pear • Hibiscus • Raspberry • Pineapple\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis one smiles while judging your life choices.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBless Your Heart. is fruity, floral, and just tart enough to keep things interesting. Sweet strawberry and pineapple hit first, prickly pear adds a smooth juicy twist, raspberry brings the attitude, and hibiscus ties it all together with that bright, refreshing finish.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt’s giving:\u003cbr\u003e“I said it politely… but I absolutely meant it.”\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e🌺 Hibiscus adds a bold, slightly tangy finish\u003cbr\u003e🍓 Strawberry keeps it sweet and smooth\u003cbr\u003e✨ Prickly pear brings mellow fruity vibes\u003cbr\u003e🍍 Pineapple brightens everything up\u003cbr\u003e💖 Raspberry adds the perfect little punch\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePerfect for:\u003cbr\u003e• surviving family functions\u003cbr\u003e• smiling through the chaos\u003cbr\u003e• sending texts that start with “no worries!”\u003cbr\u003e• emotionally thriving out of spite\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e📏 Choose Your Size\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e💧 Water Bottle Size (7g)\u003cbr\u003eA little chaos, respectfully.\u003cbr\u003eDesigned to mix into a 16.9 oz bottle of water for a lighter, refreshing tea.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e✨ Tumbler Size (12g)\u003cbr\u003eFull southern hospitality meltdown.\u003cbr\u003eDesigned to mix into a 30+ oz tumbler for maximum flavor and caffeine-fueled coping.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e⚡ Approx. 140 mg caffeine per fully caffeinated serving\u003cbr\u003e🌿 Sugar-free\u003cbr\u003e🖤 Handmade in small batches by Chronically Chaotic Tea Company\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHow to Prepare:\u003cbr\u003eMix contents with 4–6 oz warm water until dissolved. Add cold water and ice. Shake well and enjoy the chaos.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDisclaimer: This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Please enjoy responsibly, bestie.","brand":"Chronically Chaotic Tea Company","offers":[{"title":"Fully Caffeinated \/ Waterbottle- 7 gram","offer_id":46090651271366,"sku":null,"price":2.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Fully Caffeinated \/ Tumbler- 12 gram","offer_id":46090651304134,"sku":null,"price":3.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Half caffeinated \/ Waterbottle- 7 gram","offer_id":46090651336902,"sku":null,"price":2.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Half caffeinated \/ Tumbler- 12 gram","offer_id":46090651369670,"sku":null,"price":3.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Decaffeinated \/ Waterbottle- 7 gram","offer_id":46090651402438,"sku":null,"price":2.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Decaffeinated \/ Tumbler- 12 gram","offer_id":46090651435206,"sku":null,"price":3.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0729\/2318\/5350\/files\/il_fullxfull.8097992575_ri17.jpg?v=1784487234","url":"https:\/\/chaoticteaco.com\/products\/bless-your-heart","provider":"Chronically Chaotic Tea Company","version":"1.0","type":"link"}