{"product_id":"cap-gown-emotional-breakdown","title":"Cap, Gown, Emotional Breakdown","description":"Cap, Gown, Emotional Breakdown. 🎓🌌🍉🌈\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCosmic • Rainbow Candy • Sour Watermelon • Cotton Candy\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThey did it.\u003cbr\u003eThey made it through.\u003cbr\u003eAnd now… you process.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCap, Gown, Emotional Breakdown. is sweet, sour, and just chaotic enough to match the moment—because big milestones come with big feelings (and maybe a mild identity crisis).\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e🌌 Cosmic lays down that sweet, electric base\u003cbr\u003e🌈 Rainbow candy brings full-on sugary chaos\u003cbr\u003e🍉 Sour watermelon adds a sharp, tangy kick\u003cbr\u003e🍬 Cotton candy smooths it out with a soft, nostalgic finish\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt’s giving:\u003cbr\u003e“I’m proud of me… but also what is happening.”\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e📏 Choose Your Size\u003cbr\u003e💧 Water Bottle Size (7g)\u003cbr\u003eProcessing… lightly.\u003cbr\u003eDesigned to mix into a 16.9 oz water bottle for a lighter, refreshing tea.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e✨ Tumbler Size (12g)\u003cbr\u003eFull emotional support beverage.\u003cbr\u003eDesigned to mix into a 30+ oz tumbler for a full-strength, full-feeling experience.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e🧋 Mixing Instructions: (12 gram Tumbler size)\u003cbr\u003e• Dissolve packet in 4–6 oz warm water\u003cbr\u003e• Add cold water + ice to reach desired size\u003cbr\u003e• Shake, sip, and celebrate\/spiral responsibly\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e⚡ Caffeine Info:\u003cbr\u003eCap, Gown, Emotional Breakdown contains approximately 140 mg of caffeine.  It also contains B12 and has less than 5 calories.  Also available in half caffeinated and decaffeinated options\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e💥 Optional Power Ups:\u003cbr\u003eCustomize your chaos with add-ins that may support energy, focus, gut health, and more\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e🖤 The Chaotic Fine Print:\u003cbr\u003e• Sugar-free (sweetened with stevia and\/or sucralose)\u003cbr\u003e• Made in small, handmade batches\u003cbr\u003e• Not medical advice — these statements have not been evaluated by the FDA\u003cbr\u003e• Please enjoy responsibly (we recommend no more than 1–2 fully caffeinated teas per day)\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBecause growth is exciting… and mildly destabilizing.","brand":"Chronically Chaotic Tea Company","offers":[{"title":"Fully Caffeinated \/ Water bottle- 7 gram","offer_id":46090648158406,"sku":null,"price":2.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Fully Caffeinated \/ Tumbler- 12 gram","offer_id":46090648191174,"sku":null,"price":3.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Half Caffeinated \/ Water bottle- 7 gram","offer_id":46090648223942,"sku":null,"price":2.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Half Caffeinated \/ Tumbler- 12 gram","offer_id":46090648256710,"sku":null,"price":3.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Decaffeinated \/ Water bottle- 7 gram","offer_id":46090648289478,"sku":null,"price":2.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Decaffeinated \/ Tumbler- 12 gram","offer_id":46090648322246,"sku":null,"price":3.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0729\/2318\/5350\/files\/il_fullxfull.8090413219_jzvg.jpg?v=1784487211","url":"https:\/\/chaoticteaco.com\/products\/cap-gown-emotional-breakdown","provider":"Chronically Chaotic Tea Company","version":"1.0","type":"link"}