Chaos With Credentials
Fully Caffeinated / Water bottle- 7 gram
$2.00
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Chaos With Credentials. 🍊🥒🍹
Citrus • Cucumber Lime • Margarita
Educated. Qualified.
Still a little unhinged.
Chaos With Credentials. is crisp, refreshing, and just sharp enough to match your energy when you’re holding it together professionally… by a thread.
🍊 Citrus brings a bright, clean kick
🥒 Cucumber lime adds a cool, refreshing balance
🍹 Margarita flavor finishes with a tangy, slightly salty twist
It’s giving:
“I’m certified… and still spiraling.”
đź“Ź Choose Your Size
đź’§ Water Bottle Size (7g)
Professional on the outside. Surviving on the inside.
Designed to mix into a 16.9 oz water bottle for a lighter, refreshing tea.
✨ Tumbler Size (12g)
Fully licensed. Fully chaotic.
Designed to mix into a 30+ oz tumbler for a full-strength, full-day situation.
🧋 Mixing Instructions: 12 gram Tumbler size
• Dissolve packet in 4–6 oz warm water
• Add cold water + ice to reach desired size
• Shake, sip, and maintain professionalism (externally)
⚡ Caffeine Info:
Approx. 140 mg caffeine per full-strength serving (12 gram tumbler size) from green tea extract powder. It contains less than 10 calories and 4 carbs per tumbler sized packet. It also contains Calcium, Potassium, Niacin, Vitamin B6, Folic Acid, Pantothenic Acid, and Magnesium.
Also available in half caffeinated and decaffeinated options.
đź’Ą Optional Power Ups:
Customize your chaos with add-ins that may support energy, focus, gut health, and more
đź–¤ The Chaotic Fine Print:
• Sugar-free (sweetened with stevia and/or sucralose)
• Made in small, handmade batches
• Not medical advice — these statements have not been evaluated by the FDA
• Please enjoy responsibly (we recommend no more than 1–2 fully caffeinated teas per day)
Because degrees were earned… stability was not.
Chaos With Credentials
$2.00
Citrus • Cucumber Lime • Margarita
Educated. Qualified.
Still a little unhinged.
Chaos With Credentials. is crisp, refreshing, and just sharp enough to match your energy when you’re holding it together professionally… by a thread.
🍊 Citrus brings a bright, clean kick
🥒 Cucumber lime adds a cool, refreshing balance
🍹 Margarita flavor finishes with a tangy, slightly salty twist
It’s giving:
“I’m certified… and still spiraling.”
đź“Ź Choose Your Size
đź’§ Water Bottle Size (7g)
Professional on the outside. Surviving on the inside.
Designed to mix into a 16.9 oz water bottle for a lighter, refreshing tea.
✨ Tumbler Size (12g)
Fully licensed. Fully chaotic.
Designed to mix into a 30+ oz tumbler for a full-strength, full-day situation.
🧋 Mixing Instructions: 12 gram Tumbler size
• Dissolve packet in 4–6 oz warm water
• Add cold water + ice to reach desired size
• Shake, sip, and maintain professionalism (externally)
⚡ Caffeine Info:
Approx. 140 mg caffeine per full-strength serving (12 gram tumbler size) from green tea extract powder. It contains less than 10 calories and 4 carbs per tumbler sized packet. It also contains Calcium, Potassium, Niacin, Vitamin B6, Folic Acid, Pantothenic Acid, and Magnesium.
Also available in half caffeinated and decaffeinated options.
đź’Ą Optional Power Ups:
Customize your chaos with add-ins that may support energy, focus, gut health, and more
đź–¤ The Chaotic Fine Print:
• Sugar-free (sweetened with stevia and/or sucralose)
• Made in small, handmade batches
• Not medical advice — these statements have not been evaluated by the FDA
• Please enjoy responsibly (we recommend no more than 1–2 fully caffeinated teas per day)
Because degrees were earned… stability was not.