{"product_id":"chaos-with-credentials","title":"Chaos With Credentials","description":"Chaos With Credentials. 🍊🥒🍹\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCitrus • Cucumber Lime • Margarita\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eEducated. Qualified.\u003cbr\u003eStill a little unhinged.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eChaos With Credentials. is crisp, refreshing, and just sharp enough to match your energy when you’re holding it together professionally… by a thread.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e🍊 Citrus brings a bright, clean kick\u003cbr\u003e🥒 Cucumber lime adds a cool, refreshing balance\u003cbr\u003e🍹 Margarita flavor finishes with a tangy, slightly salty twist\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt’s giving:\u003cbr\u003e“I’m certified… and still spiraling.”\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e📏 Choose Your Size\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e💧 Water Bottle Size (7g)\u003cbr\u003eProfessional on the outside. Surviving on the inside.\u003cbr\u003eDesigned to mix into a 16.9 oz water bottle for a lighter, refreshing tea.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e✨ Tumbler Size (12g)\u003cbr\u003eFully licensed. Fully chaotic.\u003cbr\u003eDesigned to mix into a 30+ oz tumbler for a full-strength, full-day situation.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e🧋 Mixing Instructions: 12 gram Tumbler size \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• Dissolve packet in 4–6 oz warm water\u003cbr\u003e• Add cold water + ice to reach desired size\u003cbr\u003e• Shake, sip, and maintain professionalism (externally)\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e⚡ Caffeine Info:\u003cbr\u003eApprox. 140 mg caffeine per full-strength serving (12 gram tumbler size) from green tea extract powder.  It contains less than 10 calories and 4 carbs per tumbler sized packet.  It also contains Calcium, Potassium, Niacin, Vitamin B6, Folic Acid, Pantothenic Acid, and Magnesium.  \u003cbr\u003eAlso available in half caffeinated and decaffeinated options.  \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e💥 Optional Power Ups:\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCustomize your chaos with add-ins that may support energy, focus, gut health, and more\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e🖤 The Chaotic Fine Print:\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• Sugar-free (sweetened with stevia and\/or sucralose)\u003cbr\u003e• Made in small, handmade batches\u003cbr\u003e• Not medical advice — these statements have not been evaluated by the FDA\u003cbr\u003e• Please enjoy responsibly (we recommend no more than 1–2 fully caffeinated teas per day)\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBecause degrees were earned… stability was not.","brand":"Chronically Chaotic Tea Company","offers":[{"title":"Fully Caffeinated \/ Water bottle- 7 gram","offer_id":46090647601350,"sku":null,"price":2.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Fully Caffeinated \/ Tumbler- 12 gram","offer_id":46090647634118,"sku":null,"price":3.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Half Caffeinated \/ Water bottle- 7 gram","offer_id":46090647666886,"sku":null,"price":2.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Half Caffeinated \/ Tumbler- 12 gram","offer_id":46090647699654,"sku":null,"price":3.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Decaffeinated \/ Water bottle- 7 gram","offer_id":46090647732422,"sku":null,"price":2.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Decaffeinated \/ Tumbler- 12 gram","offer_id":46090647765190,"sku":null,"price":3.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0729\/2318\/5350\/files\/il_fullxfull.8042645380_1xlb.jpg?v=1784487205","url":"https:\/\/chaoticteaco.com\/products\/chaos-with-credentials","provider":"Chronically Chaotic Tea Company","version":"1.0","type":"link"}