Functioning Out Of Spite
No Caff / Waterbottle- 7 grams
$2.00
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Didn‘t sleep. Didn‘t heal. Didn‘t ask. Functioning Out of Spite is a loud, candy-bright loaded tea powered by cosmic rainbow, strawberry, cherry, and grape- and the sheer refusal to let anyone think that they have won. Sweet, bold, and aggressively cheerful, this tea tastes like showing up out of pure pettiness and performing at a level that makes people uncomfortable. It‘s not self-care. It‘s revenge productivity and it tastes so sweet! Sip loud. Stay petty. Win anyway because you clearly understood the assignment!
📏 Choose Your Size
💧 Water Bottle Size (7g)
Doing the minimum… effectively.
Designed to mix into a 16.9 oz water bottle for a lighter, refreshing tea.
✨ Tumbler Size (12g)
Fully committed to the bare minimum.
Designed to mix into a 30+ oz tumbler for a full-strength, fully chaotic experience.
🧋 Mixing Instructions: 12 gram sized
• Dissolve packet in 4–6 oz warm water
• Add cold water + ice to reach desired size
• Shake, sip, and proceed within guidelines
Functioning Out Of Spite contains approximately 130 mg of caffeine. This tea contains caffeine from green tea extract powder and caffeine anhydrous. It also contains less than 5 calories per packet. This mix contains B12 (12 gram size).
All of the loaded tea mixes are sugar free and are sweetened by Stevia or Sucralose only.
Functioning Out Of Spite
$2.00
📏 Choose Your Size
💧 Water Bottle Size (7g)
Doing the minimum… effectively.
Designed to mix into a 16.9 oz water bottle for a lighter, refreshing tea.
✨ Tumbler Size (12g)
Fully committed to the bare minimum.
Designed to mix into a 30+ oz tumbler for a full-strength, fully chaotic experience.
🧋 Mixing Instructions: 12 gram sized
• Dissolve packet in 4–6 oz warm water
• Add cold water + ice to reach desired size
• Shake, sip, and proceed within guidelines
Functioning Out Of Spite contains approximately 130 mg of caffeine. This tea contains caffeine from green tea extract powder and caffeine anhydrous. It also contains less than 5 calories per packet. This mix contains B12 (12 gram size).
All of the loaded tea mixes are sugar free and are sweetened by Stevia or Sucralose only.