{"product_id":"mentally-on-mute","title":"Mentally on Mute","description":"Brain offline.  Notifications ignored.  Spirit unavailable.  Mentally on Mute is a smooth, sneaky loaded tea that blends bright orange, creamy vanilla, and pineapple into a soft, tropical flavor that tastes like checking out mid-conversation and not explaining yourself.  This tea is giving the \"yeah, I heard you.... I just don't care\".  This tea is served best when your patience are gone.  \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e📏 Choose Your Size\u003cbr\u003e💧 Water Bottle Size (7g)\u003cbr\u003eDoing the minimum… effectively.\u003cbr\u003eDesigned to mix into a 16.9 oz water bottle for a lighter, refreshing tea.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e✨ Tumbler Size (12g)\u003cbr\u003eFully committed to the bare minimum.\u003cbr\u003eDesigned to mix into a 30+ oz tumbler for a full-strength, fully chaotic experience.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e🧋 Mixing Instructions: 12 gram sized\u003cbr\u003e• Dissolve packet in 4–6 oz warm water\u003cbr\u003e• Add cold water + ice to reach desired size\u003cbr\u003e• Shake, sip, and proceed within guidelines\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMentally on Mute contains approximately 130 mg of caffeine.  This tea contains caffeine from green tea extract powder and caffeine anhydrous.  It also contains about 10 calories and 4 carbs per packet.  This mix contains Niacin, Vitamin B6, Folic Acid, Vitamin B12,  Pantothenic Acid, and Magnesium.  \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAll of the loaded tea mixes are sugar free and are sweetened by Stevia or Sucralose only.","brand":"Chronically Chaotic Tea Company","offers":[{"title":"No Caff- \/ tumbler- 12 grams","offer_id":46090646487238,"sku":null,"price":3.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"No Caff- \/ Water Bottle- 7 gram","offer_id":46090646520006,"sku":null,"price":2.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Half Caff \/ tumbler- 12 grams","offer_id":46090646552774,"sku":null,"price":3.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Half Caff \/ Water Bottle- 7 gram","offer_id":46090646585542,"sku":null,"price":2.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"All the Caff \/ tumbler- 12 grams","offer_id":46090646618310,"sku":null,"price":3.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"All the Caff \/ Water Bottle- 7 gram","offer_id":46090646651078,"sku":null,"price":2.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0729\/2318\/5350\/files\/il_fullxfull.8042436656_de1r.jpg?v=1784487197","url":"https:\/\/chaoticteaco.com\/products\/mentally-on-mute","provider":"Chronically Chaotic Tea Company","version":"1.0","type":"link"}