{"product_id":"one-of-each-bundle","title":"One of each bundle","description":"Can’t pick just one?\u003cbr\u003eGood. You weren’t supposed to.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis bundle is the full send—one of each tea from Chronically Chaotic Tea Company, packed into one beautifully unhinged lineup so you can sip your way through every flavor we’ve created.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWhether you’re new here or already deep in your chaotic era, this is the easiest way to find your favorites (and a few you didn’t expect to love).\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e⸻\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e✨ What You Get:\u003cbr\u003e• One packet of each available tea flavor (currently over 60 different teas)\u003cbr\u003e• Hand-mixed in small batches\u003cbr\u003e• Labeled and ready to keep up with your daily chaos\u003cbr\u003e• A whole lineup of bold, fruity, chaotic energy\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e(Flavor list updates as new teas drop—so your bundle may include our newest creations 👀)\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e⸻\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e✨ Choose Your Size:\u003cbr\u003e• Water Bottle Size (7g): Perfect for a 16–20 oz drink\u003cbr\u003e• Tumbler Size (12g): Made for 30+ oz, all-day energy\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e⸻\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e✨ The Tea (aka why people are obsessed):\u003cbr\u003e• Approx. 140 mg caffeine per fully caffeinated tea\u003cbr\u003e• Sugar-free (sweetened with stevia and\/or sucralose only)\u003cbr\u003e• Bold, layered flavors that don’t taste like “diet” anything\u003cbr\u003e• Made by a small, family-run business that actually cares\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e⸻\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e✨ How to Make It: Tumbler-12G size\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e1. Mix packet with 4–6 oz warm water\u003cbr\u003e2. Stir or shake until dissolved\u003cbr\u003e3. Add 18–24 oz cold water + ice\u003cbr\u003e4. Sip, spiral, thrive\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e⸻\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e✨ Real Talk (but make it responsible):\u003cbr\u003e• We recommend only drinking 1–2 fully caffeinated teas per day\u003cbr\u003e• Decaf options are available (slightly different taste)\u003cbr\u003e• This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent anything—just here to help you get through your day a little easier\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e⸻\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e✨ Perfect For:\u003cbr\u003e• First-time buyers who want to try everything\u003cbr\u003e• Gifts (especially for chaotic besties)\u003cbr\u003e• Stocking your stash without decision fatigue\u003cbr\u003e• Finding your “main character” tea\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e⸻\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e✨ From Us to You:\u003cbr\u003eEvery order is made in small batches, packed with care, and honestly… we’re just really grateful you’re here. We know loaded teas aren’t cheap, and it means a lot that you trust us with your daily caffeine.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e⸻\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWarning:\u003cbr\u003eYou will find a favorite.\u003cbr\u003eYou will come back for more.\u003cbr\u003eYou may develop a personality trait around one of these flavors.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWe don’t make the rules.","brand":"Chronically Chaotic Tea Company","offers":[{"title":"fully Caffeinated \/ Tumbler- 12 G","offer_id":46090649960646,"sku":null,"price":175.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"fully Caffeinated \/ Water bottle-7G","offer_id":46090649993414,"sku":null,"price":95.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Half caffeinated \/ Tumbler- 12 G","offer_id":46090650026182,"sku":null,"price":175.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Half caffeinated \/ Water bottle-7G","offer_id":46090650058950,"sku":null,"price":95.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"decaffeinated \/ Tumbler- 12 G","offer_id":46090650091718,"sku":null,"price":175.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"decaffeinated \/ Water bottle-7G","offer_id":46090650124486,"sku":null,"price":95.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0729\/2318\/5350\/files\/il_fullxfull.8095427639_d49f.jpg?v=1784487224","url":"https:\/\/chaoticteaco.com\/products\/one-of-each-bundle","provider":"Chronically Chaotic Tea Company","version":"1.0","type":"link"}