{"product_id":"patience-sold-separately","title":"Patience Sold Separately","description":"Patience Sold Separately. 🍊🍍🍑🍹\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOrange • Tropical Punch • Pineapple • Peach\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYou tried being patient.\u003cbr\u003eIt didn’t stick.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePatience Sold Separately. is bright, fruity, and just chaotic enough to get you through whatever is testing your last nerve today.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e🍊 Orange brings a bold, citrusy kick\u003cbr\u003e🍹 Tropical punch adds that juicy, high-energy sweetness\u003cbr\u003e🍍 Pineapple keeps it fresh and vibrant\u003cbr\u003e🍑 Peach smooths it out with a mellow finish\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt’s giving:\u003cbr\u003e“I’m doing my best… but my best has limits.”\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e📏 Choose Your Size\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e💧 Water Bottle Size (7g)\u003cbr\u003eHolding it together… barely.\u003cbr\u003eDesigned to mix into a 16.9 oz water bottle for a lighter, refreshing tea.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e✨ Tumbler Size (12g)\u003cbr\u003eFull-strength coping mechanism.\u003cbr\u003eDesigned to mix into a 30+ oz tumbler for a full-day, full-chaos situation.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e🧋 Mixing Instructions: Tumbler (12G)\u003cbr\u003e• Dissolve packet in 4–6 oz warm water\u003cbr\u003e• Add cold water + ice to reach desired size\u003cbr\u003e• Shake, sip, and proceed with caution\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e⚡ Caffeine Info:\u003cbr\u003e Patience Sold Separately contains approximately 140 of caffeine.  This tea contains caffeine from green tea extract powder and caffeine anhydrous.  It also contains about 8 calories and 4 carbs per packet.  This mix contains Calcium, Potassium, Niacin, Vitamin B6, Folic Acid, Pantothenic Acid, and Magnesium (12 gram size).  Also available in half caffeinated and decaffeinated options.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e💥 Optional Power Ups:\u003cbr\u003eCustomize your chaos with add-ins that may support energy, focus, gut health, and more\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e🖤 The Chaotic Fine Print:\u003cbr\u003e• Sugar-free (sweetened with stevia and\/or sucralose)\u003cbr\u003e• Made in small, handmade batches\u003cbr\u003e• Not medical advice — these statements have not been evaluated by the FDA\u003cbr\u003e• Please enjoy responsibly (we recommend no more than 1–2 fully caffeinated teas per day)\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBecause patience isn’t always included… but caffeine helps.","brand":"Chronically Chaotic Tea Company","offers":[{"title":"Fully Caffeinated \/ Water Bottle- 7G","offer_id":46090649567430,"sku":null,"price":2.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Fully Caffeinated \/ Tumbler- 12G","offer_id":46090649600198,"sku":null,"price":3.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Half Caffeinated \/ Water Bottle- 7G","offer_id":46090649632966,"sku":null,"price":2.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Half Caffeinated \/ Tumbler- 12G","offer_id":46090649665734,"sku":null,"price":3.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Decaffeinated \/ Water Bottle- 7G","offer_id":46090649698502,"sku":null,"price":2.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Decaffeinated \/ Tumbler- 12G","offer_id":46090649731270,"sku":null,"price":3.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0729\/2318\/5350\/files\/il_fullxfull.8090428607_6530.jpg?v=1784487220","url":"https:\/\/chaoticteaco.com\/products\/patience-sold-separately","provider":"Chronically Chaotic Tea Company","version":"1.0","type":"link"}