{"product_id":"proceed-with-caution","title":"Proceed With Caution","description":"Some decisions deserve a warning label.  This tea is one of them.  Proceed With Caution combines bright citrus, juicy dragon fruit, sweet raspberry, and prickly pear with a bold kick of sour cherry for a smooth drink that finishes with just the right amount of attitude.  It is perfect for long workdays, questionable life choices, or anytime you are about to text someone you probably shouldn't!  \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWarning:  Side effects may include excessive confidence, impulsive online shopping, replying with screenshots instead of explanations, and believing \"it'll probably be fine\".  Proceed at your own risk!  \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e📏 Choose Your Size\u003cbr\u003e💧 Water Bottle Size (7g)\u003cbr\u003eDoing the minimum… effectively.\u003cbr\u003eDesigned to mix into a 16.9 oz water bottle for a lighter, refreshing tea.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e✨ Tumbler Size (12g)\u003cbr\u003eFully committed to the bare minimum.\u003cbr\u003eDesigned to mix into a 30+ oz tumbler for a full-strength, fully chaotic experience.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e🧋 Mixing Instructions: 12 gram sized\u003cbr\u003e• Dissolve packet in 4–6 oz warm water\u003cbr\u003e• Add cold water + ice to reach desired size\u003cbr\u003e• Shake, sip, and proceed within guidelines\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eEach 12 gram packet contains approx. 140 mg caffeine from green tea extract powder and from anhydrous caffeine.  It contains less than 10 calories and 4 carbs per tumbler sized packet.  It also contains Calcium, Potassium, Niacin, Vitamin B6, Folic Acid, Pantothenic Acid, and Magnesium.  Also available in half caffeinated and decaffeinated options.  \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e💥 Optional Power Ups:\u003cbr\u003eCustomize your chaos with add-ins that may support energy, focus, gut health, and more\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e🖤 The Chaotic Fine Print:\u003cbr\u003e• Sugar-free (sweetened with stevia and\/or sucralose)\u003cbr\u003e• Made in small, handmade batches\u003cbr\u003e• Not medical advice — these statements have not been evaluated by the FDA\u003cbr\u003e• Please enjoy responsibly (we recommend no more than 1–2 fully caffeinated teas per day)","brand":"Chronically Chaotic Tea Company","offers":[{"title":"Fully Caffeinated \/ Waterbottle- 7 grams","offer_id":46119483572422,"sku":null,"price":2.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Fully Caffeinated \/ Tumbler- 12 Grams","offer_id":46119483605190,"sku":null,"price":3.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Half Caffeinated \/ Waterbottle- 7 grams","offer_id":46119483637958,"sku":null,"price":2.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Half Caffeinated \/ Tumbler- 12 Grams","offer_id":46119483670726,"sku":null,"price":3.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Decaffeinated \/ Waterbottle- 7 grams","offer_id":46119483703494,"sku":null,"price":2.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Decaffeinated \/ Tumbler- 12 Grams","offer_id":46119483736262,"sku":null,"price":3.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0729\/2318\/5350\/files\/il_fullxfull.8283413974_852v.jpg?v=1784841361","url":"https:\/\/chaoticteaco.com\/products\/proceed-with-caution","provider":"Chronically Chaotic Tea Company","version":"1.0","type":"link"}