{"product_id":"pto-approved-nope-gone-anyway","title":"PTO Approved?  Nope, Gone Anyway!","description":"Your request may have been denied..... but your brain checked out three meetings ago.  This is the ultimate escape in a tumbler.  This blend combines nostalgic bombsicle, tart sour green apple, strawberry, and a splash of margarita-inspired flavor for a fruity, slightly tangy drink that tastes like vacation- even if you are answering emails at your desk.  Sometimes the only getaway you're getting is the one in your cup!!!!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e📏 Choose Your Size\u003cbr\u003e💧 Water Bottle Size (7g)\u003cbr\u003eJust enough to get through the moment.\u003cbr\u003eDesigned to mix into a 16.9 oz water bottle for a lighter, refreshing tea.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e✨ Tumbler Size (12g)\u003cbr\u003eFull emotional support mode.\u003cbr\u003eDesigned to mix into a 30+ oz tumbler for a full-strength, full-feeling kind of day.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e🧋 Mixing Instructions: (12G)\u003cbr\u003e• Dissolve packet in 4–6 oz warm water\u003cbr\u003e• Add cold water + ice to reach desired size\u003cbr\u003e• Shake, sip, and take the minute you need\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e⚡ Caffeine Info:\u003cbr\u003eThis tea contains approximately 140 mg of caffeine.  It also contains B12 and has less than 5 calories.  Also available in half caffeinated and decaffeinated options\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e💥 Optional Power Ups:\u003cbr\u003eCustomize your chaos with add-ins that may support energy, focus, gut health, and more\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e🖤 The Chaotic Fine Print:\u003cbr\u003e• Sugar-free (sweetened with stevia and\/or sucralose)\u003cbr\u003e• Made in small, handmade batches\u003cbr\u003e• Not medical advice — these statements have not been evaluated by the FDA\u003cbr\u003e• Please enjoy responsibly (we recommend no more than 1–2 fully caffeinated teas per day)","brand":"Chronically Chaotic Tea Company","offers":[{"title":"Fully Caffeinated \/ Waterbottle- 7 grams","offer_id":46119484489926,"sku":null,"price":2.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Fully Caffeinated \/ Tumbler- 12 grams","offer_id":46119484522694,"sku":null,"price":3.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Half Caffeinated \/ Waterbottle- 7 grams","offer_id":46119484555462,"sku":null,"price":2.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Half Caffeinated \/ Tumbler- 12 grams","offer_id":46119484588230,"sku":null,"price":3.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Decaffeinated \/ Waterbottle- 7 grams","offer_id":46119484620998,"sku":null,"price":2.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Decaffeinated \/ Tumbler- 12 grams","offer_id":46119484653766,"sku":null,"price":3.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0729\/2318\/5350\/files\/il_fullxfull.8283629866_ob0y.jpg?v=1784841371","url":"https:\/\/chaoticteaco.com\/products\/pto-approved-nope-gone-anyway","provider":"Chronically Chaotic Tea Company","version":"1.0","type":"link"}