{"product_id":"pucker-up-buttercup-blackberry-hibiscus-lemonade","title":"Pucker Up Buttercup - Blackberry Hibiscus Lemonade","description":"Pucker Up Buttercup – Blackberry Hibiscus Lemonade 🍋🫐🌺\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCute name.\u003cbr\u003eAggressive flavor.\u003cbr\u003eExactly how we like it.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePucker Up Buttercup – Blackberry Hibiscus Lemonade is bold, juicy, tart, and just dramatic enough to deserve its own soundtrack. Bright lemonade and rich blackberry crash into floral hibiscus for a refreshing tea that tastes like summer with unresolved issues.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt’s fruity.\u003cbr\u003eIt’s tangy.\u003cbr\u003eIt’s a little unhinged in the best possible way.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e🍋 Lemonade brings the sharp citrus punch\u003cbr\u003e🫐 Blackberry adds deep, juicy berry flavor\u003cbr\u003e🌺 Hibiscus gives it that bold, slightly floral twist that makes this tea feel ✨expensive✨ while you’re emotionally spiraling in a drive-thru line\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt’s giving:\u003cbr\u003e“I’m healing… but loudly.”\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePerfect for:\u003cbr\u003e✔ Main character walks through Target\u003cbr\u003e✔ Sitting outside pretending you’re thriving\u003cbr\u003e✔ Group chats that should’ve stayed private\u003cbr\u003e✔ People who like their drinks pretty and their humor concerning\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e📏 Choose Your Chaos Level\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e💧 Water Bottle Size (7g)\u003cbr\u003eA manageable amount of feral.\u003cbr\u003eDesigned to mix into a 16.9 oz bottle of water for a lighter, refreshing tea.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e✨ Tumbler Size (12g)\u003cbr\u003eFull emotional support beverage.\u003cbr\u003eDesigned to mix into a 30+ oz tumbler for maximum flavor chaos.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e⚡ The Important Stuff, Bestie\u003cbr\u003eApprox. 140 mg caffeine per fully caffeinated serving\u003cbr\u003eSugar-free\u003cbr\u003eSweetened with stevia and\/or sucralose\u003cbr\u003eHandmade in small batches by Chronically Chaotic Tea Company\u003cbr\u003e🧋 Mixing Instructions\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDissolve contents in 4–6 oz warm water first.\u003cbr\u003eThen add cold water and ice.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSip responsibly.\u003cbr\u003eOr don’t. We’re not your supervisor.","brand":"Chronically Chaotic Tea Company","offers":[{"title":"Fully Caffeinated \/ Waterbottle- 7 gram","offer_id":46090651074758,"sku":null,"price":2.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Fully Caffeinated \/ Tumbler- 12 gram","offer_id":46090651107526,"sku":null,"price":3.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Half caffeinated \/ Waterbottle- 7 gram","offer_id":46090651140294,"sku":null,"price":2.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Half caffeinated \/ Tumbler- 12 gram","offer_id":46090651173062,"sku":null,"price":3.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Decaffeinated \/ Waterbottle- 7 gram","offer_id":46090651205830,"sku":null,"price":2.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Decaffeinated \/ Tumbler- 12 gram","offer_id":46090651238598,"sku":null,"price":3.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0729\/2318\/5350\/files\/il_fullxfull.8049983548_togq.jpg?v=1784487231","url":"https:\/\/chaoticteaco.com\/products\/pucker-up-buttercup-blackberry-hibiscus-lemonade","provider":"Chronically Chaotic Tea Company","version":"1.0","type":"link"}