{"product_id":"raised-them-now-what","title":"Raised Them... Now What?","description":"Raised Them… Now What? 🍉🍍🍈🍓\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWatermelon • Pineapple • Melon • Strawberry\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYou did the practices.\u003cbr\u003eThe drop-offs.\u003cbr\u003eThe late nights and early mornings.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAnd now… it’s just you again.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eRaised Them… Now What? is light, refreshing, and a little bittersweet—because this chapter isn’t an ending… it’s just unfamiliar.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e🍉 Watermelon keeps it crisp and easy\u003cbr\u003e🍍 Pineapple adds a bright, uplifting twist\u003cbr\u003e🍈 Melon smooths it out with a soft, mellow note\u003cbr\u003e🍓 Strawberry brings a touch of sweetness to hold it all together\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt’s giving:\u003cbr\u003e“I spent years taking care of everyone else… now I’m figuring out me.”\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e📏 Choose Your Size\u003cbr\u003e💧 Water Bottle Size (7g)\u003cbr\u003eA small step into something new.\u003cbr\u003eDesigned to mix into a 16.9 oz water bottle for a lighter, refreshing tea.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e✨ Tumbler Size (12g)\u003cbr\u003eBecause this chapter deserves your full attention.\u003cbr\u003eDesigned to mix into a 30+ oz tumbler for a full-strength, full-feeling kind of day.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e🧋 Mixing Instructions: (12g)\u003cbr\u003e• Dissolve packet in 4–6 oz warm water\u003cbr\u003e• Add cold water + ice to reach desired size\u003cbr\u003e• Shake, sip, and take your time figuring it out\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e⚡ Caffeine Info:\u003cbr\u003eRaised Them... Now What? contains approximately 140 mg of caffeine.  It also contains B12 and has less than 5 calories.  \u003cbr\u003eAlso available in half caffeinated and decaffeinated options\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e💥 Optional Power Ups:\u003cbr\u003eCustomize your chaos with add-ins that may support energy, focus, gut health, and more\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e🖤 The Chaotic Fine Print:\u003cbr\u003e• Sugar-free (sweetened with stevia and\/or sucralose)\u003cbr\u003e• Made in small, handmade batches\u003cbr\u003e• Not medical advice — these statements have not been evaluated by the FDA\u003cbr\u003e• Please enjoy responsibly (we recommend no more than 1–2 fully caffeinated teas per day)\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBecause the next chapter isn’t empty… it’s unwritten.","brand":"Chronically Chaotic Tea Company","offers":[{"title":"Fully Caffeinated \/ Water Bottle- 7 gram","offer_id":46090651926726,"sku":null,"price":2.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Fully Caffeinated \/ Tumbler-12 grams","offer_id":46090651959494,"sku":null,"price":3.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Half Caffeinated \/ Water Bottle- 7 gram","offer_id":46090651992262,"sku":null,"price":2.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Half Caffeinated \/ Tumbler-12 grams","offer_id":46090652025030,"sku":null,"price":3.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Decaffeinated \/ Water Bottle- 7 gram","offer_id":46090652057798,"sku":null,"price":2.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Decaffeinated \/ Tumbler-12 grams","offer_id":46090652090566,"sku":null,"price":3.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0729\/2318\/5350\/files\/il_fullxfull.8090953123_k3mz.jpg?v=1784487238","url":"https:\/\/chaoticteaco.com\/products\/raised-them-now-what","provider":"Chronically Chaotic Tea Company","version":"1.0","type":"link"}