{"product_id":"red-white-and-unstable","title":"Red, White, and Unstable","description":"Stars. Stripes. Absolutely zero emotional regulation.  Red, White, and Unstable is a loud, chaotic loaded tea that throws bombsicle, cherry, and blue raspberry into one explosive, sweet-tart sip that tastes like summer and questionable life choices.  It's icy.  It's fruity.  It's aggressively nostalgic.  This tea does not do subtle.  It shows up loud and stays unhinged.  \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e📏 Choose Your Size\u003cbr\u003e💧 Water Bottle Size (7g)\u003cbr\u003eDoing the minimum… effectively.\u003cbr\u003eDesigned to mix into a 16.9 oz water bottle for a lighter, refreshing tea.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e✨ Tumbler Size (12g)\u003cbr\u003eFully committed to the bare minimum.\u003cbr\u003eDesigned to mix into a 30+ oz tumbler for a full-strength, fully chaotic experience.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e🧋 Mixing Instructions: 12 gram sized\u003cbr\u003e• Dissolve packet in 4–6 oz warm water\u003cbr\u003e• Add cold water + ice to reach desired size\u003cbr\u003e• Shake, sip, and proceed within guidelines\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eRed, White, and Unstable contains approximately 130 mg of caffeine.  This mix contains caffeine from green tea extract powder and caffeine anhydrous.  It also contains less than 5 calories per packet.  This mix contains B12 (12 gram size).\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAll of the loaded tea mixes are sugar free and are sweetened by Stevia or Sucralose only.","brand":"Chronically Chaotic Tea Company","offers":[{"title":"No Caff \/ Waterbottle- 7 grams","offer_id":46090866327750,"sku":null,"price":2.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"No Caff \/ Tumbler- 12 grams","offer_id":46090866360518,"sku":null,"price":3.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Half Caff \/ Waterbottle- 7 grams","offer_id":46090866393286,"sku":null,"price":2.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Half Caff \/ Tumbler- 12 grams","offer_id":46090866426054,"sku":null,"price":3.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Fully Caffeinated \/ Waterbottle- 7 grams","offer_id":46090866458822,"sku":null,"price":2.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Fully Caffeinated \/ Tumbler- 12 grams","offer_id":46090866491590,"sku":null,"price":3.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0729\/2318\/5350\/files\/il_fullxfull.8042559544_t2i6.jpg?v=1784488326","url":"https:\/\/chaoticteaco.com\/products\/red-white-and-unstable","provider":"Chronically Chaotic Tea Company","version":"1.0","type":"link"}