{"product_id":"sincerely-not-interested","title":"Sincerely, Not Interested","description":"Sincerely, Not Interested. 🍊🫐🍹\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCitrus • Blackberry • Margarita\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eRespectfully… no.\u003cbr\u003eUnrespectfully… still no.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSincerely, Not Interested. is for the emails you don’t want, the meetings that should’ve been emails, and the people testing your last nerve before noon.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e🍊 Bright citrus brings that clean, sharp kick\u003cbr\u003e🫐 Blackberry smooths it out with a bold, juicy finish\u003cbr\u003e🍹 Margarita flavor ties it together with a tangy twist of “I’m done”\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt’s giving:\u003cbr\u003e“Per my last email… absolutely not.”\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e📏 Choose Your Size\u003cbr\u003e💧 Water Bottle Size (7g)\u003cbr\u003eBare minimum effort, still functioning.\u003cbr\u003eDesigned to mix into a 16.9 oz water bottle for a lighter, refreshing tea.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e✨ Tumbler Size (12g)\u003cbr\u003eFull-strength attitude.\u003cbr\u003eDesigned to mix into a 30+ oz tumbler for the full chaotic experience.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e🧋 Mixing Instructions:\u003cbr\u003e• Dissolve packet in 4–6 oz warm water\u003cbr\u003e• Add cold water + ice to reach desired size\u003cbr\u003e• Shake, sip, and disengage as needed\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e⚡ Caffeine Info:\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eApprox. 140 mg caffeine per full-strength serving (12 gram tumbler size) from green tea extract powder.  It contains less than 10 calories and 4 carbs per tumbler sized packet.  It also contains Calcium, Potassium, Niacin, Vitamin B6, Folic Acid, Pantothenic Acid, and Magnesium.  \u003cbr\u003eAlso available in half caffeinated and decaffeinated options.  \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e🖤 The Chaotic Fine Print:\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• Sugar-free (sweetened with stevia and\/or sucralose)\u003cbr\u003e• Made in small, handmade batches\u003cbr\u003e• Not medical advice — these statements have not been evaluated by the FDA\u003cbr\u003e• Please enjoy responsibly (we recommend no more than 1–2 fully caffeinated teas per day)\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBecause boundaries are healthy… and so is caffeine.","brand":"Chronically Chaotic Tea Company","offers":[{"title":"Water bottle- 7 gram \/ Fully Caffeinated","offer_id":46090869145798,"sku":null,"price":2.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Water bottle- 7 gram \/ Half Caffeinated","offer_id":46090869178566,"sku":null,"price":2.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Water bottle- 7 gram \/ Decaffeinated","offer_id":46090869211334,"sku":null,"price":2.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Tumbler- 12 gram \/ Fully Caffeinated","offer_id":46090869244102,"sku":null,"price":3.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Tumbler- 12 gram \/ Half Caffeinated","offer_id":46090869276870,"sku":null,"price":3.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Tumbler- 12 gram \/ Decaffeinated","offer_id":46090869309638,"sku":null,"price":3.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0729\/2318\/5350\/files\/il_fullxfull.8090425809_5i36.jpg?v=1784488356","url":"https:\/\/chaoticteaco.com\/products\/sincerely-not-interested","provider":"Chronically Chaotic Tea Company","version":"1.0","type":"link"}