{"product_id":"sour-not-sorry","title":"Sour, Not Sorry","description":"If you like your drinks tart and attitude unapologetic, congrats- this is your tea!  Punchy (throat if you would like), tangy, and mouth puckering in the best way.  Not here to please everyone.  Doesn‘t even care.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFlavor Chaos:\u003cbr\u003eGrape- Sour Strawberry- Sour Cherry- Fruit Punch\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e📏 Choose Your Size\u003cbr\u003e💧 Water Bottle Size (7g)\u003cbr\u003eDoing the minimum… effectively.\u003cbr\u003eDesigned to mix into a 16.9 oz water bottle for a lighter, refreshing tea.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e✨ Tumbler Size (12g)\u003cbr\u003eFully committed to the bare minimum.\u003cbr\u003eDesigned to mix into a 30+ oz tumbler for a full-strength, fully chaotic experience.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e🧋 Mixing Instructions: 12 gram sized\u003cbr\u003e• Dissolve packet in 4–6 oz warm water\u003cbr\u003e• Add cold water + ice to reach desired size\u003cbr\u003e• Shake, sip, and proceed within guidelines\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSour, Not Sorry contains approximately 130 mg of caffeine. This tea contains caffeine from green tea extract powder and caffeine anhydrous.  It also contains less than 10 calories and 4 carbs per packet.  This mix contains Calcium, Potassium, Niacin, Vitamin B6, Folic Acid, Pantothenic Acid, and Magnesium.  \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis and all of the teas made by Chronically Chaotic are sugar free and sweetened by Stevia or Sucralose only.","brand":"Chronically Chaotic Tea Company","offers":[{"title":"Half Caff \/ Waterbottle-7 grams","offer_id":46090642030790,"sku":null,"price":2.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Half Caff \/ Tumbler- 12 grams","offer_id":46090642063558,"sku":null,"price":3.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"No Caff \/ Waterbottle-7 grams","offer_id":46090642096326,"sku":null,"price":2.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"No Caff \/ Tumbler- 12 grams","offer_id":46090642129094,"sku":null,"price":3.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Fully Caffeinated \/ Waterbottle-7 grams","offer_id":46090642161862,"sku":null,"price":2.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Fully Caffeinated \/ Tumbler- 12 grams","offer_id":46090642194630,"sku":null,"price":3.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0729\/2318\/5350\/files\/il_fullxfull.8090394849_a03k.jpg?v=1784487186","url":"https:\/\/chaoticteaco.com\/products\/sour-not-sorry","provider":"Chronically Chaotic Tea Company","version":"1.0","type":"link"}