{"product_id":"tart-and-unbothered","title":"Tart And Unbothered","description":"Some people thrive on drama.  You thrive on tea and ignore the drama.  It is the perfect balance of sweet nostalgia and bold, mouth- puckering sour.  Bright lemonade meets sour blue raspberry, smooth cotton candy, and an extra punch of blue blast to create a refreshing drink.  Whether you are dodging negativity, pretending your inbox does not exist, or simply protecting your peace, this is the tea that says \"that sounds like a YOU problem\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e📏 Choose Your Size\u003cbr\u003e💧 Water Bottle Size (7g)\u003cbr\u003eDoing the minimum… effectively.\u003cbr\u003eDesigned to mix into a 16.9 oz water bottle for a lighter, refreshing tea.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e✨ Tumbler Size (12g)\u003cbr\u003eFully committed to the bare minimum.\u003cbr\u003eDesigned to mix into a 30+ oz tumbler for a full-strength, fully chaotic experience.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e🧋 Mixing Instructions: 12 gram sized\u003cbr\u003e• Dissolve packet in 4–6 oz warm water\u003cbr\u003e• Add cold water + ice to reach desired size\u003cbr\u003e• Shake, sip, and proceed within guidelines\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eEach 12 gram packet contains approx. 140 mg caffeine from green tea extract powder and from anhydrous caffeine.  It contains less than 10 calories and 4 carbs per tumbler sized packet.  It also contains Calcium, Potassium, Niacin, Vitamin B6, Folic Acid, Pantothenic Acid, and Magnesium.  Also available in half caffeinated and decaffeinated options.  \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e💥 Optional Power Ups:\u003cbr\u003eCustomize your chaos with add-ins that may support energy, focus, gut health, and more\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e🖤 The Chaotic Fine Print:\u003cbr\u003e• Sugar-free (sweetened with stevia and\/or sucralose)\u003cbr\u003e• Made in small, handmade batches\u003cbr\u003e• Not medical advice — these statements have not been evaluated by the FDA\u003cbr\u003e• Please enjoy responsibly (we recommend no more than 1–2 fully caffeinated teas per day)","brand":"Chronically Chaotic Tea Company","offers":[{"title":"Fully Caffeinated \/ Waterbottle- 7 grams","offer_id":46119483343046,"sku":null,"price":2.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Fully Caffeinated \/ Tumbler- 12 grams","offer_id":46119483375814,"sku":null,"price":3.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Half Caffeinated \/ Waterbottle- 7 grams","offer_id":46119483408582,"sku":null,"price":2.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Half Caffeinated \/ Tumbler- 12 grams","offer_id":46119483441350,"sku":null,"price":3.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Decaffeinated \/ Waterbottle- 7 grams","offer_id":46119483474118,"sku":null,"price":2.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Decaffeinated \/ Tumbler- 12 grams","offer_id":46119483506886,"sku":null,"price":3.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0729\/2318\/5350\/files\/il_fullxfull.8283358536_35mr.jpg?v=1784841359","url":"https:\/\/chaoticteaco.com\/products\/tart-and-unbothered","provider":"Chronically Chaotic Tea Company","version":"1.0","type":"link"}