{"product_id":"technically-in-compliance","title":"Technically In Compliance","description":"Technically In Compliance. 🥝🍓🥥🌈\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eStrawberry • Strawberry Kiwi • Piña Colada • Rainbow Candy\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eEverything was done… correctly enough.\u003cbr\u003eNo one can prove otherwise.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eTechnically In Compliance. is sweet, tropical, and just chaotic enough to keep things interesting—because sometimes the goal isn’t perfection… it’s plausible deniability.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e🍓 Strawberry keeps it smooth and familiar\u003cbr\u003e🥝 Strawberry kiwi adds a tangy twist\u003cbr\u003e🥥 Piña colada brings creamy, vacation energy\u003cbr\u003e🌈 Rainbow candy ties it all together with a sweet, chaotic finish\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt’s giving:\u003cbr\u003e“I met the requirements. Spiritually? That’s between me and me.”\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e📏 Choose Your Size\u003cbr\u003e💧 Water Bottle Size (7g)\u003cbr\u003eDoing the minimum… effectively.\u003cbr\u003eDesigned to mix into a 16.9 oz water bottle for a lighter, refreshing tea.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e✨ Tumbler Size (12g)\u003cbr\u003eFully committed to the bare minimum.\u003cbr\u003eDesigned to mix into a 30+ oz tumbler for a full-strength, fully chaotic experience.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e🧋 Mixing Instructions: 12 gram sized\u003cbr\u003e• Dissolve packet in 4–6 oz warm water\u003cbr\u003e• Add cold water + ice to reach desired size\u003cbr\u003e• Shake, sip, and proceed within guidelines\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eEach 12 gram packet contains approx. 140 mg caffeine from green tea extract powder and from anhydrous caffeine.  It contains less than 10 calories and 4 carbs per tumbler sized packet.  It also contains Calcium, Potassium, Niacin, Vitamin B6, Folic Acid, Pantothenic Acid, and Magnesium.  Also available in half caffeinated and decaffeinated options.  \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e💥 Optional Power Ups:\u003cbr\u003eCustomize your chaos with add-ins that may support energy, focus, gut health, and more\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e🖤 The Chaotic Fine Print:\u003cbr\u003e• Sugar-free (sweetened with stevia and\/or sucralose)\u003cbr\u003e• Made in small, handmade batches\u003cbr\u003e• Not medical advice — these statements have not been evaluated by the FDA\u003cbr\u003e• Please enjoy responsibly (we recommend no more than 1–2 fully caffeinated teas per day)","brand":"Chronically Chaotic Tea Company","offers":[{"title":"Fully Caffeinated \/ Water bottle -7 gram","offer_id":46090869440710,"sku":null,"price":2.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Fully Caffeinated \/ Tumbler- 12 gram","offer_id":46090869473478,"sku":null,"price":3.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Half Caffeinated \/ Water bottle -7 gram","offer_id":46090869506246,"sku":null,"price":2.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Half Caffeinated \/ Tumbler- 12 gram","offer_id":46090869539014,"sku":null,"price":3.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Decaffeinated \/ Water bottle -7 gram","offer_id":46090869571782,"sku":null,"price":2.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Decaffeinated \/ Tumbler- 12 gram","offer_id":46090869604550,"sku":null,"price":3.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0729\/2318\/5350\/files\/il_fullxfull.8090410879_tqyq.jpg?v=1784488358","url":"https:\/\/chaoticteaco.com\/products\/technically-in-compliance","provider":"Chronically Chaotic Tea Company","version":"1.0","type":"link"}