{"product_id":"the-first-firsts-i-need-a-minute","title":"The First Firsts.... I Need A Minute","description":"The First Firsts… I Need a Minute. 🌌🥭🍍🍓\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCosmic • Mango • Pineapple • Sour Strawberry\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe first drop-off.\u003cbr\u003eThe first quiet house.\u003cbr\u003eThe first time realizing… things are changing.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe First Firsts… I Need a Minute. is bright, tropical, and just a little sharp—because new beginnings don’t always feel exciting right away.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e🌌 Cosmic brings that sweet, electric base\u003cbr\u003e🥭 Mango adds a smooth, tropical warmth\u003cbr\u003e🍍 Pineapple brightens it up with a fresh, juicy kick\u003cbr\u003e🍓 Sour strawberry hits with that little tang that keeps it real\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt’s giving:\u003cbr\u003e“I’m okay… I just need a second.”\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e📏 Choose Your Size\u003cbr\u003e💧 Water Bottle Size (7g)\u003cbr\u003eJust enough to get through the moment.\u003cbr\u003eDesigned to mix into a 16.9 oz water bottle for a lighter, refreshing tea.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e✨ Tumbler Size (12g)\u003cbr\u003eFull emotional support mode.\u003cbr\u003eDesigned to mix into a 30+ oz tumbler for a full-strength, full-feeling kind of day.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e🧋 Mixing Instructions: (12G)\u003cbr\u003e• Dissolve packet in 4–6 oz warm water\u003cbr\u003e• Add cold water + ice to reach desired size\u003cbr\u003e• Shake, sip, and take the minute you need\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e⚡ Caffeine Info:\u003cbr\u003eThe First Firsts... I Need A Minute contains approximately 140 mg of caffeine.  It also contains B12 and has less than 5 calories.  Also available in half caffeinated and decaffeinated options\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e💥 Optional Power Ups:\u003cbr\u003eCustomize your chaos with add-ins that may support energy, focus, gut health, and more\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e🖤 The Chaotic Fine Print:\u003cbr\u003e• Sugar-free (sweetened with stevia and\/or sucralose)\u003cbr\u003e• Made in small, handmade batches\u003cbr\u003e• Not medical advice — these statements have not been evaluated by the FDA\u003cbr\u003e• Please enjoy responsibly (we recommend no more than 1–2 fully caffeinated teas per day)\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBecause the “firsts” hit different… even when you knew they were coming.","brand":"Chronically Chaotic Tea Company","offers":[{"title":"Fully Caffeinated \/ Water Bottle-7 Grams","offer_id":46090652516550,"sku":null,"price":2.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Fully Caffeinated \/ Tumbler- 12 Grams","offer_id":46090652549318,"sku":null,"price":3.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Half Caffeinated \/ Water Bottle-7 Grams","offer_id":46090652582086,"sku":null,"price":2.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Half Caffeinated \/ Tumbler- 12 Grams","offer_id":46090652614854,"sku":null,"price":3.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Decaffeinated \/ Water Bottle-7 Grams","offer_id":46090652647622,"sku":null,"price":2.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Decaffeinated \/ Tumbler- 12 Grams","offer_id":46090652680390,"sku":null,"price":3.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0729\/2318\/5350\/files\/il_fullxfull.8090948101_6xa9.jpg?v=1784487242","url":"https:\/\/chaoticteaco.com\/products\/the-first-firsts-i-need-a-minute","provider":"Chronically Chaotic Tea Company","version":"1.0","type":"link"}