{"product_id":"tropical-meltdowns","title":"Tropical Meltdowns","description":"Vacation mode?  Mentally!  Responsibilities?  Unfortunate, still here.  This is your ey your life feels like a dumpster fire!  scape in a cup, blending flavors into a sweet, juicy, tropical mix that tastes like sunshine and summer... even when your life feels like a dumpster fire.  \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWhether you're dreaming of that beach vacation or just trying to survive another day at the office, this fruity blend delivers big island vibes.  \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e📏 Choose Your Size\u003cbr\u003e💧 Water Bottle Size (7g)\u003cbr\u003eJust enough to get through the moment.\u003cbr\u003eDesigned to mix into a 16.9 oz water bottle for a lighter, refreshing tea.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e✨ Tumbler Size (12g)\u003cbr\u003eFull emotional support mode.\u003cbr\u003eDesigned to mix into a 30+ oz tumbler for a full-strength, full-feeling kind of day.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e🧋 Mixing Instructions: (12G)\u003cbr\u003e• Dissolve packet in 4–6 oz warm water\u003cbr\u003e• Add cold water + ice to reach desired size\u003cbr\u003e• Shake, sip, and take the minute you need\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e⚡ Caffeine Info:\u003cbr\u003eTropical Meltdowns contains approximately 140 mg of caffeine.  It also contains B12 and has less than 5 calories.  Also available in half caffeinated and decaffeinated options\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e💥 Optional Power Ups:\u003cbr\u003eCustomize your chaos with add-ins that may support energy, focus, gut health, and more\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e🖤 The Chaotic Fine Print:\u003cbr\u003e• Sugar-free (sweetened with stevia and\/or sucralose)\u003cbr\u003e• Made in small, handmade batches\u003cbr\u003e• Not medical advice — these statements have not been evaluated by the FDA\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis product is intended to support your daily routine but is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any medical condition.  Individual experiences may vary.  Enjoy 1-2 per day.","brand":"Chronically Chaotic Tea Company","offers":[{"title":"Full \/ Waterbottle- 7 gram","offer_id":46119483080902,"sku":null,"price":2.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Full \/ Tumbler- 12 grams","offer_id":46119483113670,"sku":null,"price":3.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Half Caffeinated \/ Waterbottle- 7 gram","offer_id":46119483146438,"sku":null,"price":2.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Half Caffeinated \/ Tumbler- 12 grams","offer_id":46119483179206,"sku":null,"price":3.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Decaffeinated \/ Waterbottle- 7 gram","offer_id":46119483211974,"sku":null,"price":2.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Decaffeinated \/ Tumbler- 12 grams","offer_id":46119483244742,"sku":null,"price":3.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0729\/2318\/5350\/files\/il_fullxfull.8281340588_mxsw.jpg?v=1784841356","url":"https:\/\/chaoticteaco.com\/products\/tropical-meltdowns","provider":"Chronically Chaotic Tea Company","version":"1.0","type":"link"}