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Out of office. Barefoot state of mind. Responsibilities can wait.
Beach Chair, Don’t Care is a tropical escape in every sip. This sunny blend combines the smooth sweetness of Cosmic with juicy pineapple, luscious mango peach, and a splash of bright orange for a refreshing flavor that feels like vacation—no passport required.
Whether you’re lounging by the pool, dreaming of sandy beaches, or just trying to survive another Monday, this tea delivers laid-back tropical vibes with every refreshing sip.
Flavor Profile:
* ✨ Cosmic
* 🍍 Pineapple
* 🥭 Mango Peach
* 🍊 Orange
What to Expect:
* Bright citrus notes
* Sweet tropical pineapple
* Juicy mango and peach flavors
* A smooth, refreshing finish
* Vacation vibes in every glass
Kick back, relax, and let this fruity blend transport you somewhere with sunshine, palm trees, and absolutely no to-do list.
Chronically Chaotic Tea Company
Fuel your day the chaotic way.
Approx. 130 mg caffeine • Sugar Free. Contains 5 calories and B12.
Warning: May cause spontaneous vacation planning, excessive relaxation, and the sudden urge to ignore emails until Monday. 🏖️😎
Beach Chair, Don’t Care
$2.00
Beach Chair, Don’t Care is a tropical escape in every sip. This sunny blend combines the smooth sweetness of Cosmic with juicy pineapple, luscious mango peach, and a splash of bright orange for a refreshing flavor that feels like vacation—no passport required.
Whether you’re lounging by the pool, dreaming of sandy beaches, or just trying to survive another Monday, this tea delivers laid-back tropical vibes with every refreshing sip.
Flavor Profile:
* ✨ Cosmic
* 🍍 Pineapple
* 🥭 Mango Peach
* 🍊 Orange
What to Expect:
* Bright citrus notes
* Sweet tropical pineapple
* Juicy mango and peach flavors
* A smooth, refreshing finish
* Vacation vibes in every glass
Kick back, relax, and let this fruity blend transport you somewhere with sunshine, palm trees, and absolutely no to-do list.
Chronically Chaotic Tea Company
Fuel your day the chaotic way.
Approx. 130 mg caffeine • Sugar Free. Contains 5 calories and B12.
Warning: May cause spontaneous vacation planning, excessive relaxation, and the sudden urge to ignore emails until Monday. 🏖️😎