Beach Chair, Don't Care
Full / Waterbottle- 7 Grams
$2.00
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Out of office. Phone on silent. Problems? They will still be there tomorrow. This tea is a tropical escape and every sip tastes like sunshine, flip flops, and pretending your responsibilities don't exist for a while. Whether you are actually sitting on the beach or just wishing you were, this refreshing blend is your mini vacation in a tumbler!
📏 Choose Your Size
💧 Water Bottle Size (7g)
Just enough to get through the moment.
Designed to mix into a 16.9 oz water bottle for a lighter, refreshing tea.
✨ Tumbler Size (12g)
Full emotional support mode.
Designed to mix into a 30+ oz tumbler for a full-strength, full-feeling kind of day.
🧋 Mixing Instructions: (12G)
• Dissolve packet in 4–6 oz warm water
• Add cold water + ice to reach desired size
• Shake, sip, and take the minute you need
⚡ Caffeine Info:
This tea contains approximately 140 mg of caffeine. It also contains B12 and has less than 5 calories.
💥 Optional Power Ups:
Customize your chaos with add-ins that may support energy, focus, gut health, and more
🖤 The Chaotic Fine Print:
• Sugar-free (sweetened with stevia and/or sucralose)
• Made in small, handmade batches
• Not medical advice — these statements have not been evaluated by the FDA
• Please enjoy responsibly (we recommend no more than 1–2 fully caffeinated teas per day)
Beach Chair, Don't Care
$2.00
📏 Choose Your Size
💧 Water Bottle Size (7g)
Just enough to get through the moment.
Designed to mix into a 16.9 oz water bottle for a lighter, refreshing tea.
✨ Tumbler Size (12g)
Full emotional support mode.
Designed to mix into a 30+ oz tumbler for a full-strength, full-feeling kind of day.
🧋 Mixing Instructions: (12G)
• Dissolve packet in 4–6 oz warm water
• Add cold water + ice to reach desired size
• Shake, sip, and take the minute you need
⚡ Caffeine Info:
This tea contains approximately 140 mg of caffeine. It also contains B12 and has less than 5 calories.
💥 Optional Power Ups:
Customize your chaos with add-ins that may support energy, focus, gut health, and more
🖤 The Chaotic Fine Print:
• Sugar-free (sweetened with stevia and/or sucralose)
• Made in small, handmade batches
• Not medical advice — these statements have not been evaluated by the FDA
• Please enjoy responsibly (we recommend no more than 1–2 fully caffeinated teas per day)