Tart And Unbothered
Fully Caffeinated / Waterbottle- 7 grams
$2.00
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Some people thrive on drama. You thrive on tea and ignore the drama. It is the perfect balance of sweet nostalgia and bold, mouth- puckering sour. Bright lemonade meets sour blue raspberry, smooth cotton candy, and an extra punch of blue blast to create a refreshing drink. Whether you are dodging negativity, pretending your inbox does not exist, or simply protecting your peace, this is the tea that says "that sounds like a YOU problem"
📏 Choose Your Size
💧 Water Bottle Size (7g)
Doing the minimum… effectively.
Designed to mix into a 16.9 oz water bottle for a lighter, refreshing tea.
✨ Tumbler Size (12g)
Fully committed to the bare minimum.
Designed to mix into a 30+ oz tumbler for a full-strength, fully chaotic experience.
🧋 Mixing Instructions: 12 gram sized
• Dissolve packet in 4–6 oz warm water
• Add cold water + ice to reach desired size
• Shake, sip, and proceed within guidelines
Each 12 gram packet contains approx. 140 mg caffeine from green tea extract powder and from anhydrous caffeine. It contains less than 10 calories and 4 carbs per tumbler sized packet. It also contains Calcium, Potassium, Niacin, Vitamin B6, Folic Acid, Pantothenic Acid, and Magnesium. Also available in half caffeinated and decaffeinated options.
💥 Optional Power Ups:
Customize your chaos with add-ins that may support energy, focus, gut health, and more
🖤 The Chaotic Fine Print:
• Sugar-free (sweetened with stevia and/or sucralose)
• Made in small, handmade batches
• Not medical advice — these statements have not been evaluated by the FDA
• Please enjoy responsibly (we recommend no more than 1–2 fully caffeinated teas per day)
Tart And Unbothered
$2.00
📏 Choose Your Size
💧 Water Bottle Size (7g)
Doing the minimum… effectively.
Designed to mix into a 16.9 oz water bottle for a lighter, refreshing tea.
✨ Tumbler Size (12g)
Fully committed to the bare minimum.
Designed to mix into a 30+ oz tumbler for a full-strength, fully chaotic experience.
🧋 Mixing Instructions: 12 gram sized
• Dissolve packet in 4–6 oz warm water
• Add cold water + ice to reach desired size
• Shake, sip, and proceed within guidelines
Each 12 gram packet contains approx. 140 mg caffeine from green tea extract powder and from anhydrous caffeine. It contains less than 10 calories and 4 carbs per tumbler sized packet. It also contains Calcium, Potassium, Niacin, Vitamin B6, Folic Acid, Pantothenic Acid, and Magnesium. Also available in half caffeinated and decaffeinated options.
💥 Optional Power Ups:
Customize your chaos with add-ins that may support energy, focus, gut health, and more
🖤 The Chaotic Fine Print:
• Sugar-free (sweetened with stevia and/or sucralose)
• Made in small, handmade batches
• Not medical advice — these statements have not been evaluated by the FDA
• Please enjoy responsibly (we recommend no more than 1–2 fully caffeinated teas per day)