Technically In Compliance
Fully Caffeinated / Water bottle -7 gram
$2.00
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Strawberry ā¢ Strawberry Kiwi ā¢ PiƱa Colada ā¢ Rainbow Candy
Everything was doneā¦ correctly enough.
No one can prove otherwise.
Technically In Compliance. is sweet, tropical, and just chaotic enough to keep things interestingābecause sometimes the goal isnāt perfectionā¦ itās plausible deniability.
š Strawberry keeps it smooth and familiar
š„ Strawberry kiwi adds a tangy twist
š„„ PiƱa colada brings creamy, vacation energy
š Rainbow candy ties it all together with a sweet, chaotic finish
Itās giving:
āI met the requirements. Spiritually? Thatās between me and me.ā
š Choose Your Size
š§ Water Bottle Size (7g)
Doing the minimumā¦ effectively.
Designed to mix into a 16.9 oz water bottle for a lighter, refreshing tea.
āØ Tumbler Size (12g)
Fully committed to the bare minimum.
Designed to mix into a 30+ oz tumbler for a full-strength, fully chaotic experience.
š§ Mixing Instructions: 12 gram sized
ā¢ Dissolve packet in 4ā6 oz warm water
ā¢ Add cold water + ice to reach desired size
ā¢ Shake, sip, and proceed within guidelines
Each 12 gram packet contains approx. 140 mg caffeine from green tea extract powder and from anhydrous caffeine. It contains less than 10 calories and 4 carbs per tumbler sized packet. It also contains Calcium, Potassium, Niacin, Vitamin B6, Folic Acid, Pantothenic Acid, and Magnesium. Also available in half caffeinated and decaffeinated options.
š„ Optional Power Ups:
Customize your chaos with add-ins that may support energy, focus, gut health, and more
š¤ The Chaotic Fine Print:
ā¢ Sugar-free (sweetened with stevia and/or sucralose)
ā¢ Made in small, handmade batches
ā¢ Not medical advice ā these statements have not been evaluated by the FDA
ā¢ Please enjoy responsibly (we recommend no more than 1ā2 fully caffeinated teas per day)
Technically In Compliance
$2.00
Strawberry ā¢ Strawberry Kiwi ā¢ PiƱa Colada ā¢ Rainbow Candy
Everything was doneā¦ correctly enough.
No one can prove otherwise.
Technically In Compliance. is sweet, tropical, and just chaotic enough to keep things interestingābecause sometimes the goal isnāt perfectionā¦ itās plausible deniability.
š Strawberry keeps it smooth and familiar
š„ Strawberry kiwi adds a tangy twist
š„„ PiƱa colada brings creamy, vacation energy
š Rainbow candy ties it all together with a sweet, chaotic finish
Itās giving:
āI met the requirements. Spiritually? Thatās between me and me.ā
š Choose Your Size
š§ Water Bottle Size (7g)
Doing the minimumā¦ effectively.
Designed to mix into a 16.9 oz water bottle for a lighter, refreshing tea.
āØ Tumbler Size (12g)
Fully committed to the bare minimum.
Designed to mix into a 30+ oz tumbler for a full-strength, fully chaotic experience.
š§ Mixing Instructions: 12 gram sized
ā¢ Dissolve packet in 4ā6 oz warm water
ā¢ Add cold water + ice to reach desired size
ā¢ Shake, sip, and proceed within guidelines
Each 12 gram packet contains approx. 140 mg caffeine from green tea extract powder and from anhydrous caffeine. It contains less than 10 calories and 4 carbs per tumbler sized packet. It also contains Calcium, Potassium, Niacin, Vitamin B6, Folic Acid, Pantothenic Acid, and Magnesium. Also available in half caffeinated and decaffeinated options.
š„ Optional Power Ups:
Customize your chaos with add-ins that may support energy, focus, gut health, and more
š¤ The Chaotic Fine Print:
ā¢ Sugar-free (sweetened with stevia and/or sucralose)
ā¢ Made in small, handmade batches
ā¢ Not medical advice ā these statements have not been evaluated by the FDA
ā¢ Please enjoy responsibly (we recommend no more than 1ā2 fully caffeinated teas per day)